They’re not all that bad
11.12.09
I remember the days when the word “spam” used to mean that canned food usually brought by relatives and family coming from abroad. When you say Spam, it meant this:
But now, with the advent of computers, when you say “spam,” it means those unwanted repeat messages that clog your site!
As for me, I have the daunting task of deleting and sifting through these spam messages [sometimes, your comments end up as spam, so I have to browse through them] that go into my comments section. Almost every day, this task is part of the maintenance of this site.
Yeah, it can be a bit tiring. However, I soon realized that there are some amusing spams! True!!! Aside from the usual other-language spam that makes one wonder what it is trying to say, like this:
RahRedaBype: Желаю автору плодотворной деятельности,все понравилось,написано по всей форме только краеугольный камень так и не раскрыт.удачи.
I noticed that there are also some very funny ones, so I decided to collect the most amusing ones and share them with you [rewritten here verbatim]!
Mackeran: Are you a professional journalist? You write very well. [Gee, thanks! You're making me blush!]
ofigennoe.ru: What’s another word for “thesaurus”? [Is this a trick question?]
Galera: Great site. Keep doing., [Parang medyo bitin.]
RouterMed: уaу….. [Now here's a person of few words!]
Moigord: I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job! [Yeah, how come you've never been back?]
Naelith: It is the coolest site, keep so! [I think this came from the president of the KG fans club.]
Ventego: I liked it. So much useful material. I read with great interest. [Great interest ha!]
Brown: I read a few topics. I respect your work and added blog to favorites. [Oh really?]
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Moonlighter: Valuable thoughts and advices. I read your topic with great interest. [Parang interest is the word of the day ano?]
Cornelius: Interesting and informative. But will you write about this one more? [Uhhh...no?]
PROPECIABUY: One of the strange things about living in the world is that it is only now and then one is quite sure one is going to live forever and ever and ever. [Seriousness!]
timberalndsale: I can’t agree with the comment any more! [Eh di wag!]
аксессуары мобильные телефоны опто: Michael, a very interesting post thanks for writing it! [I think you have the wrong blog, hindi po ako si Machael!]
hotspot shield: Andy, a very interesting post thanks for writing it! [Isa pa itong nawawala! Hindi po ako si Andy!]
So the next time you see some spam in your comments, try to browse…you might get a good laugh!
PS, Need help with your spam? Rico recently wrote a post on SPAM filters. It might help you.
Tags: Funny
Hahahaha! Ang kulit nung mga comments…
Argh.. I now want to eat Spam. @_@
Thank you dear for the reminder
r u s s´s last blog ..My Chocolate Confessions
i don’t usually open spams (except when they are in a can) because they are almost always the bringers of badluck, este, virus and other malwares.
i miss the real spam though. i am open for donations. :p
wow christmas na ang theme mo!
natawa ako dun sa comment na “andy” haha!
andy at micheal? wow…u have new names…lol.
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hmmm.. now i am craving for some real spam
the food ha – not the mail ek ek..
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hehe kaloka ang comments. ^-^
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ahehhe..kala ko kasama ako dun ah, sayang..”yay”….
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How come i never get spam comments, hahaha…
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hahaha. dami mong spam comments ha. sabagay ganyan talaga kapag sikat. hehehe
ganda ng theme, paskong-pasko na sa bahay ni kg.
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love your theme.
hahaha naku dami ko ding spam na nakukuha. kaso hindi ko naman maintindihan ans yung iba medyo bastos yung spam :p
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Funny nga yung ibang spam comments. Binabasa ko yung ibang jokes. May sense naman. Haha.
Yes, I go through my spam comments too! As for the other kind of spam–I love making fried rice with little cubes of spam in it, egg scrambled in and a secret ingredient: kimchee! Learned this from my Korean friends. I love it!
I miss spam…the meatloaf ha!
eto pa ang isang dagdag:
loans canada: “kg.bahay-bahayan.com is very informative. The article is very professionally written. I enjoy reading kg.bahay-bahayan.com every day.”
funny!
hey kg! i love spam!
I make sure we always have at least 1 can at home =]
on the onset of reading your topic, askimet already came into mind. then i realized you were talking about the, how do i say this, “not so personal comments” that one receives.. I guess these are standard comments you or any other blogger receives..
Parang “let me type a generic comment of the day.. hit CTRL C and then blog hop.. ready to hit CTRL V along the way..”
aBIGwhale´s last blog ..Just Dance!
Yummm I want spam and fried rice, hahhaa!!!!
This post made me smile. thanks for sharing those kulit spam comments ha!
I should have written about mine too.
But then my Spam comments are mostly about Viagra and erectile dysfunction. Sheesh!
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ang tyaga mo basahin ang spam… but worth it naman ika nga… had fun reading this post!